Mood: *shrug*
Music: Groove Weapon – La’Cryma Christi

Rae: Well...okay so I didn’t update when I said I would. And that surprises you? Come on. I never update, nothing new there. XD

First off, before we get on to the insanity, I updated my website again. This time with a new fic. It’s a Tales of Symphonia fic about my angsty little Zelos-chan of course. Oh and Zelos/Lloyd sweetness. XD So please check it out and let me know what you think.

Yeah right, like that’s gonna happen. Who am I trying to kid? No one even goes to my website. -_-

Everyone hates my website. And me for that matter. But that’s beside the point. -_-;

I am bored. Bored. -_-

Argh. Last Exile is evil. Evil I say. >.< My favorite character is gonna die. No fair. Why do the characters I like always have to kick it? No fair, I say.

Ahem.

What else?

I think I want to try to write a few little one shot holiday-ish fanfictions. See if I can manage to write something that has a somewhat positive feel to it. Somehow I don’t see that happening, but whatever. Oh maybe a Tales Of Symphonia holiday fic. With cute Zelos/Lloyd stuff. XD

Though I did kind of have this idea for an angsty, dark, holiday original fiction....hehehe. *sweatdrop*

After reading my new ToS fic Jimmy announced that angst is my one true love. That angst and I should get married. That we should live “unhappily ever after”.

And I bopped him in the head. XD

Anyway. Not much else going on right now I don’t guess. So I guess it’s time to get to the insanity.

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Previously in Rae’s Insane Random Weirdness, Kopaka had magickally transported Rae and the gang into a deep forest. After much bickering and pointless randomness, the gang noticed a strange energy...Onmyoji magicks? What could this mean? They now go to investigate....

Malba: ..So how much further is it anyway? Feel’s like we’ve been walking through this damn forest for days. >.<

Kitsune: Shut. Up. -_-

Malba: HEY!!

Rae: Gee Malba, you sound like a little kid on vacation. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?” *grin*

Sano: Well he acts like a little kid most of the time, so it’s no surprise, right? *smirk*

Rae: Definitely. I mean really, just how immature can you get? Honestly. *enjoying this immensely*

Malba: *twitch* You two better shut up right now or—

Druu: Or what? You’ll annoy them to death? ^^

Malba: Druuu! >.<;;

Kopaka: Hehehe. Lookie. A weird birdie. *points at a weird bird perched on a nearby tree-branch. Bird is big, with weird beak and lots of feathers sticking up from its head*

Yuki: *finally un-catatonic* It...It’s kind of familiar looking. And scary. O.o;;

Kitsune: *glances at bird* ...Want me to kill it?

Yuki: O.o; NO!! Don’t kill the poor thing Kitsune-san. T-T

Kitsune: Hn. *shrug*

Malba: Ah, let her kill it Yuki. She hasn’t eaten for awhile and needs a snack, right Kits? *smirk*

Kitsune: ...*twitch*

Yuki: That’s not true Malba-san! ...Right? You wouldn’t eat it, right? O.o

Kitsune: *twitch*...

Rae: *rolls eyes* Of course it’s not true Yuki. Malba’s just a big dork. *tweaks Malba’s ears* Besides, that sounds more like something Malba would do anyway. ^_~

Malba: How many times do I have to tell you to not DO THAT?! >_< And I don’t even eat meat, so there! Stupid human.

Rae: You’re a vegetarian? You? Really?

Sano: A vegeta? What’s that?

Druu: I believe that’s vegetarian Sanosuke. And it’s a person who doesn’t eat any meat. A Vegeta however, is a scary ugly man thing with hair even spikier than yours. ^^;

Rae: You’ve seen DBZ?

Druu: Sadly, yes. ^^;

Sano: Not eat meat?...Why would you wanna do that? Hey! My hair’s not spiky...

Yuki: Hey! ^_^ I was a vegetarian too! You know...before I died and all.

Rae: Oh hey Yuki, but I’ve seen you eat, haven’t I?

Yuki: Well yeah, it’s just not quite the same anymore. I can’t taste anything as much as when I was alive...

Rae: Aw. I’m sorry Yuki-chan. But you know, most spirits can’t eat period. How come you can?

Yuki: *shrug* I dunno...*looks away*

Rae: ?? Hm...

Sano: I still want to know why anyone would not want to eat meat. Meat’s good.

Rae: Obviously you’re not much of a Buddhist, Sano. ^^;; A lot of people don’t feel comfortable eating animals. I understand. Though somehow I never pegged Malba as a person who would care. ^^;;;

Malba: Hey I never said I didn’t like animals. It’s you stupid humans that bother me. -_-

Rae: *twitch* Oh that’s nice. -_-

Malba: Besides...it’s...healthier.

Sano: Healthier?

Rae: So...let me get this straight, you’re a vegetarian because it’s healthy? You’re into healthy eating? Why do you have to bother? Can’t you just use magick to control your weight or whatever?

Malba: *shrug* yeah but spells like that take energy. It’s easier to just watch what you eat. -_- *twitch*

Kitsune: Yes, after all, he has to keep his girlish figure. -_-

Malba: Ri--.....WHAT?!?!?!? GIRLISH?! What the hell are you talking about mutt? I am NOT girlish!! >.<;;;

Sano: Well I wouldn’t say that.

Rae: *smirk* No, no I think you’re actually pretty girly, Malba.

Kopaka: Girly Man, hehehe.

Malba: >.<;;;;;; I am NOT!!

Druu: Now, now children, lets behave. ^^

Yuki: Yeah, let’s not fight Malba-san. Um, I don’t think you look like a girl...um...well...not really...I mean maybe a little, um but not...a lot...just, um...

Rae: Oh come on, sure he does. ^.^

Malba: I DO NOT!!!!!!! >_<

Sano: Uh...Hey not to interrupt or anything but, I think that bird thing is watching us. Look, its back. *points at the strange bird, now sitting on another tree*

Druu: Really? ^^ How odd.

Malba: You know Druu, you’re really starting to piss me off! You know what’s going on. I know you do. So why won’t you tell us? Huh? What the hell are you planning now? *thoroughly irritated*

Druu: *glomps Malba* You really do need to learn to control that temper. ^^

Malba: >_< Get. OFFFFFF!

Druu: <3

Weird Bird Thing: *glaring at the gang oddly* ....

Yuki: I know I’ve seen that thing somewhere before.

Kopaka: Extra-crispy, hold the barbeque. Hehehe.

Sano: ...Huh?

Malba: Yeah, what’s that supposed to mean? *shoves Druu off*

Druu: ^^

Kopaka: Hehehe. Laugh the laugh. Dance the dance, maaan.

Rae: Kopaka, you’re making like, no sense whatsoever. *sweatdrop*

Kitsune: And this fact surprises you? -_-

Rae: Well, no. ^^;;

Yuki: Oh, look! I see light! It’s the forest exit! ^_^

Sano: Looks like it. Finally.

Rae...Hey why couldn’t one of you magick users have just teleported us here or something? Wouldn’t it have been easier than walking?

Malba: Oh yeah. Why didn’t I think of that?

Kitsune: Because you’re an idiot?

Malba: Oh. And like you’re not? >.<

Kitsune: I considered it, however, decided it would be best not to give away our location. If this Onmyoji is indeed dark, we want the element of surprise. -_-

Druu: Yes Malba, with the amount of magick it would take to move us all, I’m sure an Onmyoji would have sensed it.

Kopaka: Radar the dancey. ^______^

Malba: Oh yeah...I knew that!! -_-;

Yuki: I think Kopaka’s acting even stranger than usual. O.o;; Is he okay? *watching Kopaka spin around and around*

Druu: He’ll be fine Yuki. It’s not a very good day. So, we’re on his Purple Adventure. ^^

Yuki: Huh? What do you mean?

Sano: Yeah, what’re you talking about Druu?

Malba: Will you all shut up, lay off the guy. If he wants to act like an idiot, let him. *twitch*

Kitsune: Hn...

Rae: *eyes Kopaka* ...What’s bad about today Kopaka? Did something bad happen or somethi--

Malba: I said lay off human. *eyes flash black*

Rae: O.O;;; Okay. Sheesh. I’m sorry.

Kopaka: ^_^ *jumps on Malba’s shoulders* Show’s about to begin man. Did you bring your ticket?

Malba: -_- Why does everyone insist on TOUCHING ME?!?!?! Get. OFF. NOW!!!

Kopaka: Hehehe.

Rae: Hm...

Sano: *whispers to Rae* Hey, so what was that all about?

Rae: *whispers back* I honestly haven’t a clue. It was weird, wasn’t it?

Yuki: *also whispering* Yeah. *nod* I wonder what’s so bad about today?

Druu: Well, let’s see where this exit leads, eh? ^^

Kitsune: Hn. -_-

Malba: As soon as he GETS OFFF >.<

Kopaka: Hehehe. *hops off*

Malba: Thank you. -_- Now lets get this over with.

Weird Bird Thing: *flies by* CRAW!! CRAW!! *bird disappears*

Sano: There was that damn bird again.

Yuki: It...disappeared? O.o;; Was it a gh..ghost?

Malba; Why would you be afraid of a ghost? Idiot.

Druu: Don’t call Yuki-chan an idiot. *slaps Malba on the head*

Malba: OW! Hey!! >.<

Yuki: I know I’m a ghost, but if that was a ghost, it was a weird ghost. Not normal. O.o Spooky.

Rae: You know...it kind of reminds me of...

Yuki: Of what, Rae-chan?

Rae: ...ah.. Never mind. I’m wrong, I’m sure. It couldn’t be what I thought it looked like.

Kopaka: *bouncing around* Come on man!! Time to dance! Let’s go. Hehehe. ^___^ Party-time!!

Sano: ...Party?

Kitsune: Hn. *steps out of forest*

~The group follows, and finds themselves in a Japanese village, by the looks of it, in the Heian era.~

Rae: Whoa. Cool.

Yuki: This place looks familiar...

Druu: Really? Can’t imagine why. ^^

Malba: *grumble* stupid psychic....

Sano: Hey. This is Japan! But...looks like way before my time.

Rae: Japan! <3 Oh hey, I can’t speak Japanese. Could you do a spell to make it so I can speak and understand Japanese, Druu?

Druu: Sure. ^_^ A simple translator spell coming up. Anyone else need one?

Sano: Obviously not me. Rae did a spell for me to be able to understand and speak English to start with. Hey why don’t you just use the spell on yourself Rae?

Rae: But with me doing the spell, it takes a hellava lot longer. Druu can probably just snap his fingers and do it. ^^

Sano: Oh. So you suck.

Rae: *sticks out tongue* Shut up.

Yuki: I can speak Japanese and English both. ^_^

Kitsune: I can speak it. -_-

Malba: Yeah so can I.

Kopaka: SAKE. Heheheh.

Druu: Well it’s just Rae then. *snaps fingers*

Rae: -_-;; Oh gee, so I’m the only American Idiot I guess...Whoa. I’m speaking Japanese!! Coooool. ^____^

Kitsune: *sniffs air* The energy is coming from this way...*starts walking*

Malba: Mutt girl to the rescue. Follow her nose—

Kitsune: -_- *picks Malba up with magick, drops him on his head*

Malba: @_@;;; Stop doing thaaat. >.<;;

Rae: Well look at it this way Mals, at least you don’t have a brain to get damaged. ^_^

Malba: Shut up!! >.<

Sano: *walks up to a random villager* Hey, so where is this place?

Villager: *stares at the odd group* ....DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! *runs in terror*

Sano: -_-;;

Malba: Feh. Like I’m a lowly demon. Hn. *crosses arms*

Kitsune: *twitch* Lowly?

Malba: Demons are nothing compared to us Elementals. *smirk*

Kitsune: In your dreams maybe. -_-

Rae: Will you too cut it out? O.o;;

Yuki: Look at the cool bridge! ...Wait a minute. Rae, doesn’t this bridge look awfully familiar?

Rae: You’re right Yuki. It really does. Where have I seen it before?

Kopaka: Hehehe.

Druu: Well, come on. Let’s follow this little road, eh? ^^

Kitsune: Hn.

Malba; Yeah, come on. I wanna get this over with. -_-

Sano: I wonder what year it is?

Kitsune: Hard to be exact. Judging by the villagers’ attire and the structural architecture, I’d guess Heian era...

Sano: Since when do you know so much?

Kitsune: Hn. -_-

Malba: What time period is the Heian era exactly anyway?

Kitsune: 794 through 1185. -_-

Malba: Well aren’t you the brainiac. -_-

Rae: Hey that’s pretty cool Kitsune. You like history? History is cool. ^^

Yuki: I wonder if Kitsune-san would be good on Jeopardy? ^^

Kitsune: ...Jeopardy?

Druu: Human quiz show.

Kitsune: -_-

Sano: Quiz show?

Rae: *sweatdrop*

~*~*A few minutes later*~*~

~The gang is now walking on a dirt road, leading away from the village...

Malba: I can definitely sense some pretty serious magick. We’re getting closer.

Rae: Yeah, I can even feel it. It’s definitely powerful.

Yuki: Rae, I’m telling you, this place looks familiar...

Sano: Well I don’t sense anything. Maybe you guys are just crazy.

Druu: Just because you can’t sense it Sanosuke, most certainly doesn’t mean that it’s not there. ^^;;

Sano: -_-;;

Kopaka: Spin around and around. Fly butterfly, fly! Hehehe.

Malba: Hey, look up there. There’s some kind of gate or something.

Yuki: A-HA!!!!!! I know where we are!!! Look Rae-chan!!

Rae: OH!! You’re right Yuki! I know where we are too!! *jumps around happily*

Malba: Care to explain? -_-

Yuki: See this big gate!! It’s the entrance to Seimei’s big house place! We’re in Onmyoji-Land!!! ^__^ I knew this area looked familiar!

Sano: Onmyoji-Land? In Japan? I’ve never heard of it. I mean I’ve heard of that Disney-Land place that Shishio’s always going on and on about, but Onmyoji-Land?

Rae: It’s not literally called Onmyoji-Land, Sano. ^^;;

Sano: Oh...

Yuki: I wonder if Seimei’s here? ^_^

Rae: *grin* I hope so. <3

Druu: ^^ ....

Malba: So, who is this Seimei anyway? Is it someone I can kill? Bad?

Rae: No!! Seimei’s a good Onmyoji. Not bad. No killing Seimei.

Yuki: O.o Yeah!! No killing Seimei, Malba-san.

Sano: Well if this Seimei’s a good Onmyoji, that means that we have nothing to worry about then, right?

Rae: Right. ^_^

Kopaka: Showtime. Hehehe.

Sano: Huh?

Druu: *smiles innocently* ....

Yuki: So should we knock? Seimei should know we’re here if he’s in there.

Rae: Yeah le—

~sky turns dark, the sun eclipsed~

Yuki: Uh-oh....O.O;;;

Kopaka: Hehehe...

Malba: Well. I’d say that’s not a good sign.

Kitsune: *eyes widen* Do...do you feel that fairy?

Malba: Wh--...Oh. Uh...is that what I think it is?

Kitsune: *nod* ...

Druu: It appears we have a Raging God on the...er rampage. ^^

Malba: Kopaka. You brought us back in time right in the middle of a friggin insane God’s attack?! And you KNEW DRUUVBIN!!! >.<;;;

Druu: Who, me? ^^;

Sano: A raging....Wha??

Rae: Susa. Yep. Yuki! Susa must have just completed his transformation!!

Yuki: That means—

~Giant explosion is heard and the ground begins to shake~

Rae and Yuki: That Susa is now a God!!

Sano: What the hell is going on!?!?!

Malba: A raging God? I hate Raging Gods. -_-

Kitsune: Feh.

Kopaka: ^___^

Druu: I have a feeling things are about to get interesting. ^_^

To Be Continued...
Could it be true that a Raging God has been awoken? If so, what does this mean for the gang? Will they survive this Purple Adventure of DOOOOM? Find out next time. ...Purple?...How is it purple?

Rae: Well, you know I had actually planned to wrap this up in one entry. All well, it got longer than I originally planned.

And if you haven’t seen the Onmyoij movies, this entry probably left you confused. Not to worry, I’ll make sure to explain it all, next time. Kay?

I apologize in advance because I know no one is going to know any of the characters that show up next time around, as no one in the world besides me is an Onmyoji fan. -_-;;

But like I said, not to worry, I’ll explain it all and I’ll give a quick description for each character as they show up, okay?

...like anyone is reading this anyway. -_-;;;;;;.....

Er, anyway, that’s all for now folks.

::Rae::