Mood: Bored and eh who knows?
Music: Secret Garden -- Gackt

Rae: O.o;;;

Well.

Once again I haven’t updated in ages. What, this surprises you? We’ve already established that this should be no shock, neh? Ahem.

Seriously though, sorry I haven’t updated. Not that anyone cares, but still.

I just, have been taking a little break from the internet. But here I am, back and all. So expect more entries from now on. I’m back. Yep.

So, hope everyone had a good holiday season, regardless of what holiday you celebrate. Yeah.

Hm.

*shrug*

Not much going on here. For Christmas I got some anime and stuff for my room. Jim got a bunch of video games and a keyboard and stuff.

Had to go to both of my families’ houses for Christmas dinner. O_o;;;;;; Geh. Not even going there. *shudder* The horror.

Hm.

I didn’t get my ToS holiday fic finished in time for the holidays. What a shock. -_-;;;; Though I did just finish it. I haven’t posted it yet. Still need to proof-read it and code it. Fifty two pages! O_o;;;;;; It’s the longest fic I’ve ever written. So I’ll update here and say when I’ve posted it on my site...

What else?

Told off the annoying stalker kid of doom. Heh.

Got bitched at by Matt about how I’m a cold, apathetic bitch.

Dyed my hair bright fuchsia-pink. Well at first I dyed it fuchsia and blue, but the blue started turning to this weird green color after a few days so I just dyed all of my hair fuchsia instead. So it’s hot pink, with a few tints of purple here and there. Also there are oddly enough a few strands of white too, so my hair is just uh, very anime demon-ish now, neh? Kopaka made me do it man...XD

I’ve went on numerous J-Rock downloading sprees.

I vow to buy a bunch of Japanese albums one of these days. When I’m unbroke. XD <3 Jrock.

Well.

Yeah.

That’s all.

Not much else to say.

So.

Let’s just get on with the weirdness. O_o;;;

By the way, major potential spoilers for both Onmyoji movies contained in this entry. Though....this is definitely a scary warped version.... Heheheh.

~*~*~*~

Previously on Rae’s Insane Journal of Doom, Kopaka transported the gang to a strange forest. After wandering aimlessly through said forest, the group stumbled upon an ancient Japanese village. (Which seemed oddly familiar to Yuki and Rae.) Following Kitsune’s “wonder-nose”, the group headed for the strange energy coming from outside of the city. A strange energy...Onmyoji energy! And what’s this? They’ve actually been teleported to Onmyoji-land? Seimei-sama? WHA- A raging God is about to destroy the whole world? Well that’s not good. What will the gang do? And why the holy friggin hell does Kopaka keep calling this “The Purple Adventure”?!?!?!

....And why exactly is Kopaka acting even weirder than usual anyway?

Malba: *glaring at Druu* Why do I keep getting dragged into this kind of crap, huh?

Druu: Just lucky? ^^

Malba: *twitch*

Rae: Calm down you guys! It’ll be all right.

Kitsune: ...You call an angry god destroying the world and all its inhabitants, “all right”? -_-

Sano: Uh, fox girl has a point there. O.o;;;;

Kopaka: Hehehe. *jumps on Malba’s shoulders again* Get out your tickets man, show’s starting!!! Hehehe.

Malba: -_-;; Will. You. Get. O-...oh forget it. Feh. *crosses arms and looks irritated...more so than usual that is* You’re heavy ya know. *twitch*

Yuki: Um- Not to interrupt but...

Druu: Hm? What is it Yuki-chan?

Yuki: I don’t think we’re in as much trouble as what you think.

Sano: Uh, the whole world’s about to be blown up by some pissed off god. I’d say that’s pretty big trouble, wouldn’t you? O_o;;

Rae: No. Yuki’s right. It’ll be okay. *nod*

*another earthquake starts*

Malba: Oh yeah, this is just wonderful. -_-

Kopaka: *still sitting on Malba’s shoulders* ^_^ Hehehehe...

Kitsune: *looks up at the darkened sky* Well. Whatever’s going to happen...is about to happen. Now. -_-

Sano: *trying not to fall over as the ground quakes* O_O;;; We’re going to die. All of us. We’re dead. Yep.

Druu: ^^ You think? Hm.

Malba: *glares at Druu* I hate you, you know that, right?

Druu: Aw, I love ya too. ^_^

Malba: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I’m surrounded by fucking idiots.

*earthquake stops*

Yuki: I’m glad it stopped. Earthquakes are dangerous.

Kitsune: -_- Well I doubt you would have to worry about it. I do not believe it’s physically possible for you to die twice. -_-

Yuki: Yeah well...it’s still scary. O.o;;

Rae: But like I was saying, we’ll be okay. Because I know what’s happening. I’ve seen this movie, man. ^_^

Yuki: Um, yeah! We’ll be fine because Seimei-san will save the day.

Malba: A human, defeat a god? Right. I don’t care if he is an Onmyoji or whatever. He’ll still get his ass kicked.

Kitsune: *looks at Rae* ...Explain.

Rae: Um, okay! ^_^ See there’s this super strong guy named Seimei. He’s an Onmyoji.

Yuki: Not just you’re everyday Onmyoji either! He’s super strong. Some people even think his mother was a kitsune.

Sano: Huh?! Kitsune is this guy’s mother?!?! O_o;;;;;;

Rae: Uh, no Sano. A kitsune, not our Kitsune. Kitsune, meaning a fox spirit. Duh.

Malba: So Kits, you’ve been out screwing around with humans again, huh? *evil smirk* Who knew you had a kid? Congrats. Really.

Kitsune: ......you. You are dead. *eyes glow black*

Yuki: O.o;;;;; uh-oh...

Rae: O.o Um. Kitsune. I know he deserves it, but let’s wait to kill him until after I tell this story, okay? Please?

Kitsune: No. -_-

Sano: Well. He’s dead.

Druu: Could be. ^^;;

Kopaka: *jumps off of Malba* Awwww. Come on Kits. Hehehehe. Don’t spoil the dance, maaaaan! *starts tugging on a strand of Kitsune’s hair affectionately*

Sano: And now they’re both dead.

Malba: Feh. -_- Like she could kill me. *crosses arms*

Kitsune: *twitch* ...Just get on with the story. Now. *eyes return to normal*

Sano: You mean you’re not going to kill them?

Kitsune: *twitch* Story. Now. -_-

Druu: ^_^ Yes, do continue.

Malba: *snort* Like you don’t already know it. Damn psychic freak...

Rae: Um anyway as I was saying...he’s a very powerful, mysterious, and not to mention gorgeous, Onmyoji. And well, he doesn’t really care much about the city, or who rules this area or whatever.

Yuki: But he met Hiromasa.

Sano: Who’s that?

Rae: He’s a member of the Mikado’s, --the ruler of this place’s-- guard or whatever, but mostly he just runs around playing his flute.

Malba: ...Flute? *twitch*

Druu: Sounds interesting. ^^

Kitsune: -_-

Rae: Um, anyway. Hiromasa and Seimei became best friends—

Yuki: Plus, they were destined to meet. They are twin stars. Their two stars became one when they met. It was um, destiny. They are the destined protectors of the city we were just in.

Rae: Like I said, Seimei doesn’t care much about what happens, but he knows Hiromasa does, so he protects the city.

Yuki: The first time he protected the city, it was from this scary guy named Doson. O.o

Rae: Oh, come on Doson wasn’t scary. He was cool. ^^;

Yuki: But he kept laughing scary and glomping people. O.o;;

Rae: ^_^ Yep that’s Doson-kun.

Kitsune: *twitch* Will you get to the damn point already?

Malba: Yeah we don’t have all day. Idjit.

Sano: So is this Doson guy responsible for the uh “raging god” or whatever?

Rae: No. Doson was just a crazy Onmyoji that wanted to kill the ruler of the city and take it over. But in the end Seimei beat him, and Doson killed himself. Poor Doson.

Yuki: I did feel sorry for his poor bird. T-T

Rae: *smirk* I didn’t.

Sano: Bird?

Rae: It was his pet shikigami. Weird looking bird thing. It got uh, barbequed--...Hey. Wait a minute! Uh...nah. Couldn’t be. Never mind.

Kitsune: What? -_-

Kopaka: Hehehe.

Druu: ^^

Malba: *twitch* ANYWAY. Could you please tell me why a fucking GOD is causing eclipses and earthquakes? >.< What the hell is going on?!?!

Rae: Calm down Malba. Anyway, so they defeated Doson. Doson is dead. Now, a new big bad showed up.

Yuki: Genkaku. O.o

Rae: Yes. Another Onmyoji named Genkaku. See, Genkaku used to live in another place. Until it got all destroyed. Well now he wanted his revenge, because it was the ruler of this place that ordered the destruction of Genkaku’s place. You all still with me?

Sano: ...You really suck at explaining things, you know?

Rae: -_-;;;;

Yuki: So Genkaku made a pact with the gods. He made his new born son Susa become the reincarnation of the god Susa-no-o ...or something like that. Heh. ^^;

Rae: And his little pact with the gods also made his daughter the reincarnation of the Goddess Amaterasu. The only Goddess able to control Susa.

Yuki: See Genkaku’s plan was to have his son Susa turn back into his full raging god form, so that he could use him to destroy the Mikado and this whole place. So that then he could rebuild his place. *bouncing around excitedly, he’s really getting into the storytelling*

Rae: But in order for Susa to become a raging god, he had to first kill all the reincarnations of these other people that I won’t get into right now because this story is getting too long, but then finally he had to kill his own sister. Because otherwise he could never become the god again.

Yuki: However, Susa was an innocent victim in all of this. T-T Genkaku forced him to do it! He used magick to make him do it!! He didn’t want to kill his sister or become a raging god.

Rae: But he did and now he is. So.

Yuki: Now Seimei has to go to the realm of the gods at the Rock Gate to reawaken Amaterasu, because she’s the only person who can now stop Susa from his deadly rampage!!

Sano: ...Did anyone understand...any of that at all? -_-;;

Kitsune: So, I assume this Seimei succeeds in awakening the goddess.

Rae: Right. He has to dance to reawaken the goddess. *smirk*

Yuki: Wait...dance... Hey!! Kopaka-san, you’ve been saying something about dancing, haven’t you!

Kopaka: Who meee? Heheh. *sitting cross-legged in the air*

Malba: Well I suppose there’s nothing for us to do then if Seimei can handle it himself. Damn. And I was hoping I would get to kill someone. -_-

Druu: Hm...Well we could always go to this Rock Gate and watch. Just to, observe of course. I’m sure everything will go just the way it’s supposed to. ^^

Rae: *looks at Druu suspiciously* ...You know something. Wait, are you saying that it’s going to change? O.o

Druu: Am I? ^^

Kitsune: *twitch* Where is this Rock Gate?

Malba: I’ve never heard of it. -_-

Sano: I still don’t get what the hell is going on....

Malba: Oh shut it. Stupid human.

Druu: *flicks Malba’s ear* Be nice. ^^

Malba: >_<

Yuki: Um, but the Rock Gate is dangerous. Supposedly mortals that enter, never return.

Druu: Good thing the majority of us are not mortals. ^^

Sano: Hey, I’m a mortal!! I don’t want to get stuck on some rock thing. O.o

Rae: He does have a point. I know that Seimei and Hiromasa manage to get back because of Amaterasu, but I don’t know if she’d send us back or not. Plus I don’t know how we’d get there to start with. I mean there’s this spell you have to do and...

Druu: No offense to Seimei-san of course, but I do believe I may be able to get us there a little easier. ^^ And not to worry. I’m sure I can get us out as well.

Kopaka: Clock’s ticking man. Don’t be late for the show. Hehehe.

Sano: Count me out. -_- Every time Kopaka drags me into it, I’m the one bad things always happen to.

Rae: ^_^ I say we go. I wanna see.

Yuki: *nod* Yeah. As long as Susa doesn’t eat us. O.o

Sano: You mean Susa will be there too? O.o

Rae: And Genkaku. They try to stop Seimei from awakening the goddess.

Kitsune: *sigh* Can we just get on with it. -_-

Malba: Hate to agree with the mutt, but this is getting boring. Really boring. -_-

Druu: Well it’s settled then. ^_^

Rae: *glares at Druu suspiciously* ...Why did I just suddenly get a bad feeling about this?

Sano: Great. -_-

Druu: I don’t know what you’re talking about. *smiles innocently* This should be fun. *snaps fingers*

~*~the gang disappears~*~

....

*~*Gang reappears on a strange rock like surface up in the sky. The sky is dark and stormy. A big gate can be seen on said rock, as well as another strange rock like thing sticking out, high into the air.*~*

Druu: Well, we’re here. ^_^

Rae: That was a hellava lot easier than what Seimei had to do. ^^;;

Yuki: ^^;

Sano: *looks around nervously* So, where’s this Genkaku guy?

Rae: Not here yet I guess. Seimei and Hiromasa should be showing up soon though.

Malba: Yeah well, they’d better hurry the hell up. This is getting boring. -_-

Kopaka: *still sitting cross-legged in the air* Heh. *pulls out cigarette, lights it*

Druu: ^_^ I believe they are coming right now. I can feel the Onmyoji casting the spell to get here. It should be only a few more minutes.

Kitsune: -_- *looks irritated as hell for being dragged into this*

Yuki: I just hope Susa doesn’t um, you know...

Sano: Eat us?

Yuki: Yeah.

Sano: Well I say we should let Susa eat Malba.

Malba: WHAT?!?! Like anyone could EAT me. Feh.

Rae: There are so many things I could say to that, but I’m not even going there....

Druu: ^^;;

Kitsune: *twitch* ....

Yuki: I don’t want to get eaten. O.o

Rae: Don’t worry Yuki, we’ll protect you.

Malba: Oh what’s this we shit? What are you going to do? Stupid human.

Rae: *twitch* You are such an ass. Besides. I, uh have some power...kind of...

Malba: Right. The power to be an annoying human.

Rae: -_-;;;; *twitch*

*suddenly two figures appear, floating down from the sky to land on the rock surface*

Rae: Look!

Kopaka: Heheh...

Druu: Well it appears Kopaka’s “show” is about to begin now. ^^

Malba: Oh, and I can’t wait. -_-

Kitsune: ... -_-

*the two figures move closer, now in full view. One is a man, playing a somewhat off key tune on his flute. Tallish, kind of cute in a dorky way. Young, dressed in black with an odd hat. The other figure is a smaller, beautiful dancer, spinning around, long hair flowing freely. Face painted brilliantly with makeup, shaking a strange bell in one hand, and waving a fan in the other*

Sano: *notices the pretty dancer* Whoa. Who’s she? ^_^

Rae:...Er.... Sano, that’s Seimei. A guy.

Sano: ....HUH?!?! O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;; That’s just scary... *shudders*

Kitsune: Idiot. -_-

Rae: *shrug* I told you Seimei is pretty. ^^;; Plus he has to dress as a girl to do this dance. It’s part of the ritual.

Malba: *rolls eyes* This is so boring. -_-

Rae: Aw Malba, don’t get jealous. You’re still prettier than Seimei is. *smirk* You’re still our number one girly, pretty boy.

Malba: ...WHAT??!?!! I AM NOT!!!!!! >.<

Kopaka: Heheheh. Pretty boy.

Kitsune: *smirk*

Druu: ^_^;

Hiromasa: *playing off key music on his flute*

Seimei: *starts doing the girly dance of doom, spinning around*

Druu: ^__^ <3 Pretty.

Rae: -_-;;;;; ....And I suddenly just realized why Druu wanted to come here so badly and went along with Kopaka’s plans.

Yuki: Why Rae-chan?

Rae: He just wanted to watch Seimei dance.

Druuu: Who, me? ^^

Kitsune: ...Moron. -_-;

Malba: *still pissed off about being called a pretty boy* Feh. This is all stupid. I hope the damn god shows up and kills you all. -_-

Sano: I ...still can’t believe that’s a guy. O.o;;;;;; That’s just disturbing...

Rae: ^^;;

Hiromasa: *playing flute with eyes closed* ....*opens eyes, notices the group* ....Uh, Seimei? Should there be other people here?

Seimei: *still twirling around in the dance of girly doom* Keep playing Hiromasa! I must listen to you’re beautiful out of tune screeching music to concentrate on my girly dance.

Hiromasa: Oh, okay. *continues playing*

Yuki: Uh....

Rae: Well, he didn’t say that in the movie....

Malba: Well that would make sense, seems how WE weren’t in the damn movie. Idiot. -_-;;

Rae: True...Hey! I’m not an idiot. >.<

Kitsune: Feh...

Druu: <33 ^_^

Sano: This is all just very weird...

Malba: Hey Kitsune?

Kitsune: ...What? -_-

Malba: So isn’t that screeching flute there working basically like a dog whistle on you? Are you going to start doing tricks? *smirk*

Rae: O_o;;;; Does he have a death wish or something?!

Kitsune: *twitch*....*twitch*.....*eyes turn black*

Sano: I wish she’d hurry up and kill the guy and get it over with.

YukI: T_T No, don’t kill Malba-san!!

Druu: <333 ^__^ *paying absolutely no attention to anything that’s going on besides Seimei*

Kopaka: *smokes cigarette, looking highly amused* ^_^

Kitsune: ...........*clenched hand starts glowing black*

Sano: Well, that’s probably not a good sign.

Malba: Feh. Just a stupid magic trick. -_-

Rae: Um...

Kitsune: *growl*....

*Kitsune is interrupted by an evil laugh*

???: HAHAHA. HAHAHA. HA. HAHA. HA. HAHAA. HA. HA. HA.

Yuki: O_O;;;;;;;;;;

Rae: Well, no mistaking that lame laugh. -_-;;;

Sano: O.o;;;;

Kitsune: *turns away from Malba to look at two new approaching figures*

*two figures walk through the mist, to reveal, an older Japanese dude with long grey hair, a goldish robe, and a brown hat that strangely resembles a birthday party hat. Next to the man stands a huge raging god who looks scarily like Gannondorf with troll hair and no shirt on, holding a powerful god sword thing.*

Rae: Well. There’s Genkaku and Susa.

Yuki: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Sano: O.o;; That’s Susa??

Kitsune: *looks at Susa with evil scary death glare* Hn. *still pissed by Malba’s earlier dog whistle comments, now looking to take it out on someone*

Malba: Wow. He’s in serious need of a hairbrush or something. So that’s the scary god? Looks pathetic to me. -_-

Druu: <33333 *still not paying any attention*

*Seimei continues to dance around on the rock surface completely ignoring everyone*

Hiromasa: *crying like a baby for some unknown reason, (probably scared shitless) but still playing*

Kopaka: Hehehehe. Birthday man, man.

Genkaku: Well son. Go eat Seimei. You can eat the little flute boy too if you wish. After all, it is my birthday. ^_____^

Susa: BARK. BARK.

Rae: O.o What the fuck?!

Yuki: I didn’t know it was Genkaku’s birthday...

Rae: It’s not....that I know of anyway...

Malba: ... This is getting ridiculous. -_-

Susa: BARK. BARK.

Sano: Uh.. I thought he was a god, not a dog...

Malba: Why don’t you ask Kitsune. She’s a dog, maybe she can clear this up for us. So it that thing a dog like you or a god? *another evil smirk*

Kitsune: *growl*....Malba. *eyes once again start glowing black*

Genkaku: Dammit Susa, go after him!! Use your God sword thingie and destroy!! Or eat him. Whatever! Because, after all it is my birthday.

Susa: BARK. BARK.

Rae: O.o This is really not what’s supposed to be happening...

Yuki: O.o;;;;

Genkaku: Bad doggie!! Bad. *pulls out a newspaper, swats Susa on the nose*

Susa: WOOF?

Genkaku: Oh fine. *throws newspaper away* Give me the sword. I’ll just kill Seimei myself! After all, it IS my birthday. ^___^ *adjusts birthday hat, takes sword from Susa*

Susa: BARK.

Rae: Um, Kopaka.

Kopaka: Yeaaah? ^_^

Rae: What the hell did you do? This is um, not how it goes at all... O.o

Kopaka: Heheh. ^_^

Druu: <3333333 ^___^ *still watching the girly dance*

Sano: So, uh shouldn’t we be trying to stop this Genkaku guy from killing Seimei? Wouldn’t it be a bad thing if he kills him?

Rae: No. We have to let him.

Sano: Huh? O.o

Yuki: *nods* Um, yeah. When Genkaku stabs Seimei, the blood will fly over there on that big thing sticking out of this rock we’re on, right? Well the blood is what awakens the Goddess.

Sano: So we just stand here and watch as this guy kills him?!

Rae: *shakes head* He doesn’t die. Comes close to it, but he lives. Just watch. Assuming it still happens the way it’s supposed to that is. O.o;

Sano: So the blood of this Seimei guy is what awakens the Goddess?

Rae: Yeah it’s what completes the ritual, or something.

Malba: Figures. Always about the blood. Isn’t it Kits?

Kitsune: *eyes return to normal icy blue* ....hn... *looks down*

Rae: Huh? What are you talking about?

Malba: Nothing. *smirk*

Kitsune: .......

Genkaku: HAHA. HA. *tilts head back* HA. HAHAHA. *birthday hat falls off* Oops. *picks hat up, puts back on* HAHAHA. HA. Ha. *runs after Seimei, sword raised*

Seimei: *dances around, dodging Genkaku as he swings the sword around crazily, missing every time*

Genkaku: You must die!! Because it’s my birthday!! *swings sword, tries to hit Seimei again* Stay still!!!

Hiromasa: *continues to play, off tune as ever*

Malba: Come on. That’s got to hurt your ears. Hell, it’s even hurting my ears.

Kitsune: *twitch*

Rae: Malba. Will you shut up?? O.o;;;

Malba: Make me. >.<

Rae: God, you’re acting like even more of a big baby then usual.

Kopaka: Happy Birthday Man!!!!!! Hehehehe. ^___^

Druu: <33333333333333 ^__^

Rae: *glances at Druu* Fanboy. -_-;;;

Yuki: Watch out Seimei!!! O_O

Rae: Why are you bothering to say that, you know he’s gonna get stabbed eventually.

Yuki: T_T

Genkaku: *still swinging sword wildly* HAHAHAHAHA! Ha. HA. Ha.

Seimei: *sigh* Will you please shut up? I’m trying to concentrate here.

Genkaku: Huh? But. It’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Seimei: ....So?

Genkaku: .... IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! >_<

Seimei: Uh. Okay. That’s nice. Happy Birthday.

Genkaku: Realllllyl? ^__________^

Rae: O_o;;;;;;;

Seimei: *floats up into the air, starts twirling around*

Genkaku: Oh, no you don’t!! I can’t let you re-awaken the Goddess because it’s MY birthday!!! *throws sword at Seimei*

Yuki: Oh no!!! T_T

Seimei: *gets stabbed in the chest* ...Well shit. *falls to the ground*

Hiromasa: *stops playing* O_O SEIMEI!!!!!!!!! *runs over to Seimei*

Genkaku: HAHAHAHA! It is my birthday!!! ^___^

Susa: BARK.

*Seimei’s blood splatters against the weird glowing rock thing sticking out of the big rock everyone’s standing on. With a neat special lighting effect, a beautiful woman suddenly appears, floating in the air.*

Sano: I guess that’s the Goddess?

Rae: Yep. Everything should be okay now.

Amateresu: *smiles serenely* Susa. Susa--*is interrupted by a mysterious voice*

????: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!

Rae and Yuki: O_O ....DOSON??????

*another man suddenly appears, flipping his long robe sleeves strangely. The man has long, messy greyish-black hair (which looks a little burnt...), a burned looking robe on, grinning madly*

Sano: Wait, Doson? Isn’t that the first bad guy? I thought you said he was dead!

Rae: Uh...well, he was....

Kitsune: *rolls eyes* Wonderful. -_-

Malba: Well, at least he laughs better than the other guy.

Rae: ^^ True. Cuter too.

Malba: If you’re into the extra crispy look I guess... -_-;;

Sano: Why is his hair and robe look all, uh...

Rae: Torched?

Sano: Yeah.

Rae: Because Seimei sent a big fireball at him and burned his hair and clothes.

Kopaka: Don’t forget the birdie maan. Hehehe.

Rae: Yeah and the bird...WAIT!!! That stupid bird in the forest really WAS Doson’s bird!!!!! I KNEW IT!!! O.o How is that possible?

Amaterasu: Uh, anyway. I am the great Godde—

Doson: MWAHAHAHAHA.

Genkaku: Hey. This is my Birthday. You’re not invited. -_-

Doson: Feh. *does robe flippy thing* I am a waaaaay better villain than you. Now step aside so I can kill my Seimei-kun. *evil lecherous grin*

Genkaku: Uh, hello. I already killed him. *points at Seimei lying on the ground, Hiromasa cradling him, crying like a big baby*

Doson: Oh. Well damn. All well. I’ll just kill you instead. MWAHAHAHA.

Genkaku: Oh yeah? HAAHA. HA. HAHA. HA. HA.

Doson: ....Your laugh sucks. Mine is waaay cooler.

Genkaku: WHAT??? >.<

Rae: What the hell is going on?? O.o

Amaterasu: *starts tapping foot impatiently* Uh, hello? Great Goddess here?

*everyone ignores the goddess*

Susa: WOOF.

Malba: Feh. Damn dogs. -_- I hate dogs.

Susa: WOOF?? *glares at Malba*

Malba: What are you looking at, mutt? -_-

Susa: BARK, BARK!! *attacks Malba’s shoes*

Malba: Wha- WHAT THE FUCK?! >.< GET OFF!!!

Susa: BARK!! *gnawing on Malba’s shoes*

Malba: O.o;;;; GET IT OFFF!!! >.<;;;;;

Susa: *jumps on Malba*

Malba: HEEEEEY!!!!! >.<;;;;;;;;

Yuki: O_O Susa is eating Malba-san!!!!! *faints*

Rae: *sigh* -_-;;;

Sano: *watches amusedly as Susa attacks Malba*

Kitsune: Idiot. -_-

Kopaka: Heheheheh. ^___^

Druu: *still ignoring everything but Seimei* <333333333 ^_^

Rae: Uh, Druu. You do realize Seimei’s like dead, and Susa is going to eat us all, starting with Malba, right?

Druu: Hm? Oh he’s not dead. ^_^ But doesn’t he look pretty?

Rae: Well, yeah. But still...

Hiromasa: Seimeiiiiiiii’s deaaaaaaaad. WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *bawls*

Seimei: *opens eye, peeks around, closes eye again*

Kitsune: That human is faking. -_-

Rae: Huh?

Kitsune: He isn’t dead. Or unconscious for that matter. -_-

Druu: He’s just pretending so he can grope Hiromasa...

Rae: *raises eyebrow* Well that figures. I always knew Seimei was a perv... So he’s not as hurt as what he’s acting huh...

Druu: ^^;;

YukI x_x;;;;

Malba: MAKE IT STOOOOOP!! >.<;;;;

Susa: *licking Malba’s face* WOOF!

Malba: GEHHHHHHHHHKKK. x_x;;;;;

Rae: Aw, look Mals. He likes you. ^_^

Sano: Hah. Serves the guy right.

*Doson’s weird looking crispy bird suddenly appears*

Sano: Not that thing again. -_-;

Bird: SQWAK. *dive bombs Sano’s head*

Sano: HEYYYY! >.<;;;;;; GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!! HEEEEEELP!!!! *starts running around, trying to get away from the deranged bird*

Genkaku: NO. I laugh the best.

Doson: HA! You wish.

Genkaku: It is MY birthday, therefore I laugh the best.

Doson: Nope. Me.

Genkaku: No. Me.

Doson: Admit it!! I do!! Plus I’m a way better villain. I have the laugh. The walk. The cool robe flippy thing. I randomly glomp and grope. What could be better? Plus I HAVE A COOL ATTACK BIRD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Genkaku: MEEEEEE!! I’m better! I have a pet son/dog/god thing!!! That beats your stupid bird!!!

Doson: My bird could kick your dog’s ass.

Genkaku: WHAT?

Doson: You heard me bitch. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Genkaku: No one calls the mighty Genkaku a bitch on his birthday!!! *bitch-slaps Doson*

Doson: *twitch* ....You will pay for that!! *bitch-slaps Genkaku*

*bitch slap fight of doom ensues*

Rae: *massive sweatdrop* O.o;;;;;;;

Sano: GET AWAY!!!!!!!

Bird: SQWAK!!!!!! *pecking Sano’s head*

Malba: x_x;;;;;; *knocked out*

Susa: BARK. ^_^ *chewing on Malba’s boot*

Hiromasa: WAHHHHHHHHHh!!! T__T *cradles Seimei*

Seimei: ^_^ ....

Rae: This is getting down right scary. -_-

Amaterasu: *twitch*....Uh, HELLO!!! People. I’m awake!! Hello?

Doson: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *bitch-slaps Genkaku*

Genkaku: HAHAHA. HA. HAHA. *bitch-slaps Doson*

Kitsune: *twitch*...I’m leaving. -_-

Kopaka: Nooope. No leaving till the show’s over!!!!! ^____^ Hehehe.

Kitsune: *twitch*....

Malba: ...x_x;;;;.....

Susa: BARK. ^__^ *has completely chewed one of Malba’s boots off*

Sano: *catches bird* HA!!!! Damn thing!!! *starts strangling bird*

Bird: SQWAK!!!! O.o

Doson: Oi. Wait. *turns to look at Sano* Kill my precious birdie and die strange rooster haired person. *turns back to Genkaku* Okay we can continue now. *bitch-slaps Genkaku*

Sano: Die. Stupid. BIRD!! >.<;;;;

Bird: *gets away* SQWAK!!!! *dive-bombs Sano in the head again*

Sano: x_x Owwww.....

Rae: O.o Druu. This is getting out of hand....

Druu: Really? Is it? ^^;

Rae: -_-;;;;;;;;;;

Genkaku: *SLAP*

Doson: *SLAP*

Genkaku: *SLAP*

Doson: *SLAP*

Genkaku: *SLAP*

Doson: *SLAP*

Kitsune: *twitch* I’m going to kill them both.

Rae: That may not be such a bad idea...

Susa: *chewing Malba’s remaining boot off*

Amaterasu: .....HELLLLLLO!!!!!!!!! I’m AWAKE now!! >.<;;;;;; *arms crossed, tapping foot impatiently*

Sano: DAMN BIRDDDDDDD! >.<

Druu: Well. This is fun, isn’t it? ^^;;

Kopaka: Hehehehehe.

Rae: Mou.....O.o;;;

tbc...

Will this bizarre story ever get wrapped up?
Will Malba have all of his clothes chewed off by Susa?
Who will win the bitch slap fight of doom?
Is Seimei really just exaggerating his injuries so that he can grope Hiromasa?
Why did Kopaka decide to bring the group to this warped version of Onmyoji in the first place?
Why is Malba such an ass?
Why hasn’t Kitsune just given up and killed everyone yet?
Why did Druu join forces with Kopaka... oh yeah never mind, that question was already answered. He’s a Seimei fanboy...
Will Yuki ever last through a full entry without fainting?
Will Sano ever NOT be picked on?

Find out next time!!!

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Okay well damn. Once again I wanted to get this story wrapped up in one entry. It’s going to take one more. Sorry.

Reason why Susa kept barking? Well, you’d just have to hear the noises the kid makes in the movie to understand. ^^;; Poor lil Susa. I like him. ^^

And yes, Genkaku’s hat really does look like some kind of scary birthday hat. ^^;;;;

Well that’s all for now. And this time I will not wait for over forty days to update, promise!!! I’m just getting off of here for now because this time it was getting too long. ^^;;;;

....24 pages... O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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By the way. I don’t think I’m spelling Amaterasu’s name right, but I’m too lazy to put the dvd in and check. So yeah...

Well. Till next time.

Rae.