(06-15-06) EDIT: Yes. I know the layout isn't showing up correctly. The place I host the background image randomly fucking deleted it or something, and I can't get it to upload at photobucket. What, is there a size restriction at photobucket or something? Because that really fucking sucks. And yeah. I'm irritated. XD Sorry. *sigh* I don't feel like dealing with it right now. I'll fix it later. Just deal with the ugliness for now. -_-;; /end edit

Rae: Hah. The author notes and stuff for Monster are so long I decided to post them as a seperate page. XD Well. Lots to talk about... And stuff.

So yeah, this is the notes for Monster; which is four parts long. So if you haven't read those yet, better go to the archives and read them first, neh? XD

Ahem.

Now. Moving on to the notes for Monster, yo:

*sigh*

...See? I told you nothing freaking happens. x_x;;;

*sigh* God. I so suck. I don’t know why I bother. >.<

Whoa. Who is this Darcy chick? Oh dear... Hm.... (I'll post pictures of her next entry, neh? Yuup, made her in SC3... XD)

Poor Yuki. Crying and all sad and... Poor little guy. T.T But this kind of shows that even though he’s obviously not what he claims to be, and knows a lot more about everyone than what he lets on... He’s still Yuki. Softhearted and sweet and kind. I don’t want anyone thinking he’s secretly evil or something. Because he’s so not. T.T I wuv little Yuki-chan.

And Druuvbin, good God who knew you were so freaking emo? O.o Why is it that the ones who act all nice and happy and playful turn out to be the most fucked in the head? Poor Druu. He’s... Got some serious issues.... Which I’ve also hinted at for a long time now. Really long time. Heh. So, are you surprised by his emo-ness? Or did you think he was secretly evil or something? Because you know, I kind of tried to trick ya with some of the hints I dropped in previous entries. Turns out he just thinks he’s evil or something. Or at least Kitsune, Malba, Kopaka, Yuki and Hanneke seem to think he's definitely not evil, anyway. Poor Druu. Yet... One serious question remains. Why does he (and so many others) think he’s a monster? All those people calling poor Druu-chan a monster... They are wrong, right?

Eggman: *randomly appears* Or... ARE they?

Rae: WTF?! O.o;;; Why are you here?

Eggman: To annoy you. Why else.

Rae: -_- *smashes Eggman in the face with a shovel* Yeah well, whatever. Druu is not a monster.

Eggman: @.@ *stumbling around* Or... IS he?

Rae: >.< Will you shut up? I said he's not a monster. *twitch*

Eggman: ...Or... IS he?

Rae: ....>.<;;;;; Will you SHUT UP?! *bangs him in the head with her trusty shovel again*

Eggman: Why are there three of you? @_@;;; Oh well. You know what they say... The more the merrier! Now.... Lights out! *prepares to flying glomp Rae* I'm a desperate fat man, I need some love!

Rae: O_O;; *smashes him in the head again*

Eggman: x_x;; You're no fun...

Rae: *cough* Anyway.

Hmmm....

Whoa. Kitsune... Was... Showing some emotion... That’s it. It’s official. Hell has went all frozen and cold, yo. Hell just froze. Completely. o.o

Shishio: *walks in* ...No it didn’t. Besides Rae, that is a misnomer. Not all of Hell is hot. There are some cool climates as well. I have a vacation home in a nice section of Hell where it grows quite cold. Houji likes to ski when we go... Though he usually breaks numerous bones in the process... Which is amusing. *evil Shishio grin*

Rae: ... It’s an expression, Shishio. And, hey! What the hell are you doing here? This is supposed to be the author comment thingie. You aren’t supposed to be here. >.<

Shishio: ...Yes, but I’m evil. What do you expect? *smirk*

Rae: .... -_-;;; Yes. That's nice.

Shishio: No. It's not nice. It's evil. ^_^

Rae: ...Right...

Shishio: Hey. Why haven't I appeared in this arc yet? How can you have a story without my evil greatness?

Rae: -_-;;;; Shishio. I'm trying to talk here, so uh...

Shishio: Yes, but I want to know why I'm not in this.

Rae: We'll talk about it later, Shishio. @.@;

Shishio: Hmph.

Rae: ANYWAY.

Yes, so, Kitsune... That... Really wasn’t a nice thing to say, now was it? Ouch. Man. But I felt sorry for Kits, she’s totally wigged out over it, obviously. I mean... Whoa. Kitsune... Showing emotion... Scariness. But anyway, Kitsune has some issues herself, and she really isn’t as bad as what she tries to act like she is. I <3 Kits. Even if she is temperamental and says things she doesn’t mean...*sweatdrop*.... And whoa. She freaking jumped in the middle of Teaja. O.o;; Dude. That was reckless. Heh....*sweatdrop* I don’t blame her though. ^^;;
(Her father was a real dick, neh? Her heart is not ice. >.<)

And poor Mals. He’s all shot and hurt. And he’s another one that isn’t NEARLY as bad as what he tries to act like he is. He’s actually... Once you get past his bitchiness? He’s a nice guy. Just kind of... Moody? And randomly homicidal? Heh. Hmmmm... A few more hints dropped, but what could they mean? Jinya and Tevrra... Hey, you know what? I’ve realized something. Malba and I? Kind of talk alike. Seriously. When I was re-reading over this, I realized it. He’s kind of....Valley-girl like. Like me. I mean not exactly like me, but some of the things he says. Heh. Like when he told me not to have a ‘spasm’. *laughs* And some other random stuff. He’s so cute and bitchy. XD Heh. My pretty-boy girly Malba.

And of course... DUN DUN DUN Aevik turned out to be Kaine the uber demon of dooooom. Hah. XD (It was pretty obvious, wasn’t it. Heh...*sweatdrop*...) Dude. Malba and I are in a bad situation, neh? Kaine the uber demon... Oh noes.

You know, I’m not happy with how it got cut off, you only got to see about two seconds worth of Kaine. Right now he just came off looking like my typical ‘perverted Fuma-like I’ll lick you’ type of bad guy, but... Yeah. Just wait and see. It’s not quite that simple...

Eggman: *gets up* Or.... IS IT?

Rae: O_O Will you stay dead?!?!? *beats him in head several times*

Eggman: Ow. Lights out. *falls over* x_x.... Mmmnnn....Sonic-kun....Mmmm...<333333

Rae: O_O;;;;;;;;;; That's just plain wrong...*bangs him again for good measure* Er, anyway.

Shadow: *appears* Have you seen that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?

Rae: ....Uh... No...

Shadow: T_T Damn it! I'm never going to find it for I am a girly emo! *sob*

Rae: O.o;;;;; What the hell is up with you people invading my author comments? @.@;;

Shadow: I'm so emo. T_T;

Eggman: Or... Are you?

Shadow: YOU! You bitch! I'm sending you straight to HELL!!

Shishio: *raises eyebrow* You can keep him. ....I don't want him.

Eggman: Or... DO YOU?

Shishio: *twitch*

Eggman: Because you know what they say....

Shadow: I'm an ANDROID!!!! NOESSSSSSSS.... T_T

Eggman: THE MORE THE MERRIER!!!!

Rae: O_O;;;;;; Shishio?

Shishio: *blink* Yes?

Rae: ...Could you maybe... Kill them?

Shishio: *smirk* Of course.

Eggman:...Or.... CAN YOU?

Shadow: I'm so EMO!!!!!! T_T The only thing I have is my pretty gun.... T_T I'm an android and I can't find that DAAAAAMN fourth Chaos Emerald!! *sob*

Shishio: -_-;; *catches Eggman and Shadow on fire*

Eggman: O_O;;;;;

Shadow: I'm an android. You can't burn me.....OWWWW OWWW *runs around like a girly man*

Rae: ....Whoa. Since when did you get the power to burn people randomly?

Shishio: Well. I saw that fairy Malba use fire and decided I wanted to be able to do that too. And I'm the mighty Shishio Makoto. I have connections and I always get my way. *evil smirk*

Kenshin: *walks in* Oh? Always? I'm not so sure about that, that I'm not. ^_^

Shishio: *twitch* That didn't count.

Kenshin: ...Why?

Shishio: ...Because I say so.

Eggman: *still running around on fire* Or.... DO you?

Shadow: *has managed to put the fire out with his alien uber powers* I'm EMO!! T_T

Rae: O_O;;;; Will you people shut up and let me talk?!

Eggman: But... You know what they say....

Rae: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kenshin: He certainly is annoying, that he is.

Rae: Uh... Not that I mind, but.. Why the hell are you here, Ken-chan? O.o

Shishio: I mind. -_-

Kenshin: Hm.. Well, my washer broke, so I wanted to know if I could borrow yours, that I did.

Rae: ....Since when do you have a washer?

Kenshin: *blink* Who doesn't have a washer?

Rae: Generally, people in Meiji Japan. O.o

Kenshin: *blink* Really?

Rae: @.@;;;

Shishio: Hmph. *crosses arms* You can leave now.

Kenshin: Still not very friendly, that you most certainly aren't. ^_^;

Eggman: Oorrrr IS HE?

Kenshin: Oro? O.o

Shishio: -_-;;;;;;;;

Shadow: EMO-RLY T_T;;;

Rae: O_O AHEM. IGNORING these random people who won't SHUT up, let's continue with my random pointless author notes. Where was I? Oh, yes.

Poor Sanosuke. Is he ever gonna catch a break? Heh. Hanneke is a nymphomaniac. Totally...

Hmm.. No Veenom in this one.. I wonder where she went off to...

Heh. I like Xzai. He started out as a random bit character, but... I like him. I think I’ll keep him. ^.~ Seriously though, he’s turned out to be more than what I originally planned. Speaking of Xzai, wonder who was at the gate? Hmmm...

And Kopaka. Geez. The poor guy’s all drained and weak now. And Kopaka really does put too much pressure on himself... He’s a good guy, and he isn’t crazy. Heh. Despite the way he acts most of the time, he’s completely not crazy.

Oh yes, and how can I forget... Their true ages finally revealed! XD So. What did ya think? Mals is nine-hundred and twenty-two years old. Kopaka’s nine-hundred and twenty-eight years old. Kitsune is somewhere around seven-FREAKING-thousand years old. And Druu? Well... We still don’t know exactly how old he is. But uh. Old. Very, very old, neh? O.o Yesh...

Shishio: That was a surprise.

Kenshin: Oro? O.o Seven thousand?

Eggman: Or... IS SHE?

Shadow: T3h EMO RLY!!!!!!!!!!

Rae: -_-;;;

AHEM. You know, this whole story arc here is kind of like the --get into the muses heads’ and find out more about their true personalities-- arc, neh? I mean think about it.

What we’ve learned so far:

We found out that Kopaka is not the crazed maniac he pretends to be. He’s actually highly intelligent, a freaking doctor, and a guy that puts too much pressure on himself, wanting to be able to solve everyone’s problems.

Eggman: OR, DOES HE?

Shadow: EMOOOOOO!!! T_T

Rae: >.< AHEM.

We found out that flirty mischievous playful Druuvbin is actually ancient, weary and dying. Found out that he apparently hates himself and obviously has some serious mental issues going on. Plus there’s still that whole ‘monster’ thing... Hm...

Kenshin: Monster? Oro? He doesn't look like a monster, that he doesn't...

Shishio: Appearances can be deceiving. *smirk*

Rae: Shut up, Shishio. -_-;;

We found out that Yuki is SERIOUSLY not what he pretends to be, and obviously knows way more than what he lets on... But what is he hiding?

Shadow: I know what he's hiding!!!

Eggman: Or... DO you?

Kenshin: Oro?

Shishio: -_-;;

Rae: ...Shadow, you say you know what Yuki's hiding? What? O.o

Shadow: He's hiding... MY FOURTH DAAAAMN CHAOS EMERALD!! >.<

Rae: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I don't think so.

Shadow: O RLY?

Rae: *twitch* YA RLY

Shadow: ... NO WAI!!! T_T EMO RLy!!!

Kenshin: What is this strange language? O.o

Shishio: The evil hacker speak. I invented it, you know. *evil smirk*

Rae: You invented it? Why does that not surprise me? -_-;;

Eggman: OR... DID HE?

Rae: SHUT UP!!! >.< ANYWAY, continuing:

We found out some about Kitsune’s past (and Kouji’s) and we foud out that despite her cold façade... She really cares. A lot. She just doesn’t quite know how to show it.

Shadow: EMOOOOOO!

Rae: >.<;;;;;

We found out Malba... Hm. Well, he’s kind of showing more that he’s really not near as jerky and bitchy as what he acts, plus... There’s that whole Tevrra/Jinya/red-eyes/Kaine thing going on... Hmm.... (Plus we’ve finally confirmed he does indeed wear makeup. XD)

Shadow: *blink* Makeup? I like makeup! ^_^

Eggman: Or DO you?

Kenshin: Oro?

Shishio: -_-;

Rae: ...Ahem.

Uh, we found out Hanneke is perhaps not quite as insane as what she acts... Or she has a more serious side, anyway...

Eggman: Or DOES she?

Rae: SHUT UP!!!! >.<

We found out... That Sanosuke kicks ass. But, wait. We already knew that. Scratch that. Hm. Uh... We found out that he’s grown attached to the future and to all the muses? Yeah.

Shishio: That rooster? Kicks ass? Hm... Right...*rolls eyes*

Eggman: Or DOES he?

Shadow: I like makeup. ^_^

Kenshin: Sano is strong, that he is. ^_^

Rae: ....Ahem.

Plus, this arc is FAR from over... Lots more to be learned... Heh... And...

Oops. *sweatdrop* Dude. I am SO freaking rambling. Heh... Sorry. XD

Eggman: Or ARE you?

Shishio: Yes. She is.

Kenshin: Just a little, that she is. ^^;;

Shadow: MAKEUP RLY!!^______^

Rae:... I’m tired and in a weird mood. Sorry.

So, I suppose I should wrap this up now, neh?

One more thing first. You know the weird language that Druu and Kitsune were speaking? I actually know what they are saying. It isn't just random gibberish. Well. It is, but it's my gibberish. I randomly made a language, yo. A simple, lame language, but yeah. Who knows, you may even get to know what some of those odd words mean... Hm... *blinks innocently*

Eggman: Or... WILL you?

Shadow: I still want that fourth DAMN Chaos Emerald. I wonder if it would look good with makeup on?

Shishio: ... I highly doubt it. -_-;;

Eggman: OR... WOULD IT?

Kenshin: Oro? O.o

Rae: *blink*....*blink* ....Yesh...

Hm. Final words? Uh...

Watch Noir. It’s t3h shit. (Pretty assassin chicks!) Oh and Advent Children. You must see that too. (Flying girly men of doooom.) And Kingdom Hearts II is evil and the most depressing game in the history of all video games. >.< I should have known that SqaureEnix+Disney=ANGST FROM HELLL.... (AXEL!! T_T Poor, poor Axel-chan... And Roxas... And the whole freaking Organization XIII. T.T;;;;;;;;;; ...Except Xenmas. He was completely annoying. XD)

Shishio: Well of course Kingdom Hearts II is evil. I made it. *smirk*

Rae: >.< Jerk.

Shishio: *smirk*

Kenshin: Flying girly men... Of doom? Oro? O.o;

Shadow: Noir... GUNS!!! THEY STOLE MY GUNS AND MY DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD!

Eggman: You know what they say....

Rae: O_O ...Complete irrelevantness yo! Hah... Uh.. I think I’m gonna go.. Sleep now.... *cough*

Uh, until next time (which hopefully won’t be that long from now)

~Rae
*runs in terror*

Eggman: WAIT! You know what they say!!!!

Shadow: EMO RLY! T_T

Kenshin: I still need a washing machine, that I do...

Shishio: Hmph. Well you can't use mine.

Kenshin: Oh, you mean you actually wash your clothes?

Shishio: ... Excuse me? *twitch*

Kenshin: ^^

Shishio: -_-;;;

Eggman: THE MORE THE MERRIER!!!!

Shadow: T.T I want my emerald. Because I'm an EMO RLY android. T.T

Shishio: -_-;;; ..... I believe I'm going back to hell now...

Kenshin: But... I still need a washing machine, that I do. O.o

Eggman: Or... DO YOU?

Shishio: Not that I care, Battousai, but I advise you to leave now. While you still have a chance... -_-;;; *walks away*

Kenshin: Washing machine?

Shadow: EMO RLY!! T.T

Eggman: You know what they say....

Kenshin: O.o Oro? I do?

Eggman: You know what they say, EGGMAN NEEDS SOME LOVE!!

Kenshin: @_@ Oro?

Shadow: I need love because I’m EMO!! T.T Sonic...*sigh*

Eggman: WHAT? Sonic-kun is MINE, BITCH!

Shadow: >.< O RLY?

Eggman: >.< YA RLY!

Shadow: NO WAI!!!!! >.<

Kenshin: I believe I’m going to go find a washer somewhere else, that I most certainly am.... O.o;;;;;; *walks away as Shadow and Eggman get into a bitch fight of doooooom*

((Don't ask... I don't even know... I'm on crack....O_O;;;;))